tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

fffcuk:

give me attention so i can ignore you

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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